Tit App for Windows Mobile
As our society’s fixation with the female breast continues, we now encounter a new app called hdBoobs. HdBoobs is basically a pair of breasts that bounce and shake via the accelerometer of your Windows Mobile phone. How in the blue hell did Microsoft allow something like this into their apps store? Is there no selection procedure designed to weed out utter crap that is not only useless, but somewhat tasteless? Keep in mind that I am no prude, but it makes more sense to offer porn for your phone, then a pair of animated bouncing boobs. And what’s worse, that dame thing isn’t free. There will actually be a charge for hdBoobs and is where I draw the line. You could convince me that Microsoft should place a boob app like this in their app store for free, but anything with cost in this case would be humorous, if it weren’t so sad. I confess that I haven’t checked, but maybe you could get an ass app as well. You know something that will bounce around like hdBoobs. They should just call it hdAss and sell it for $9.99. I am sure there are a few suckers out there who will pay.
